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When it rains crazy, boy does it ever pour. News
By the_notorious
Posted March 4, 2003

Why exactly is Michael Jackson still famous? Because the craziness of famous people is much more dramatic, that's why. Read this news. Now you're probably not shocked by this. You probably just shrugged your shoulders, right? HOW MANY CELEBRITIES DO YOU KNOW THAT VOODOO RITUALS SEEM LIKE A NORMAL PART OF THEIR DAY? If I had posted a link that talked about Tom Hanks bathing in pigs blood in order to get back at his 'enemies', you'd be looking for some poor photoshopping indicators. Well, thanks Michael for extending my suspension of disbelief. Maybe you need to break out a pig for Vanity Fair now too.

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Game On 2.0

The international travelling video game exhibit is back in Chicago, marketed as a 2.0 revision. We put the show through its paces to decide whether it's worth another day's dime, or whether you should wait for 3.0.

Game On 2.0 Image Gallery

Don't live in Chicago or are afraid of underground travel, unable to brave the subway or the Museum of Science & Industry's parking lot? We have you covered with a gallery of approximately 99 photos of revised video game history fun.

Smartbomb is an engaging introduction to the events and personalities of the video game industry, but can it transcend its source material?

The New Gamer 2005 Gaming Retrospective

In our third annual retrospective, we reminisce over our favorite, most unpleasant and most memorable gaming experiences and find the year 2005 to have been relatively lackluster. Read along to find out why, and just who is responsible for our ennui.

Averaging Gradius

It's done! The Averaging Gradius project, which simple goal was to use multiple runs of the first stage in the NES game Gradius to compare how people play the game, is complete. Check out the article to find out what it's all about and then watch the finished video to make your own observations.

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