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By G. Turner
Posted July 25, 2003

Hey folks - this is your Friday night update. Like it or lump it, this is all ya get. Unfortunately a barrage of bad news and computer crashes have come upon us like so many flying fists. And there is no drunksaling this week as I decided on Saturday that I didn't want to wake up until 5pm. Yes, I'm a winner. Notorious said he was going to post something but my eyes see nothing. Maybe I'm blind though. Where are my goggles?

We'll be making it up to ya soon though. With real reviews even! Love it!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to punt my desktop PC along it's way down four flights of stairs. Boy won't that feel good!

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