The New Gamer

We be updatin' News
By G. Turner
Posted August 4, 2003

Have we been slacking? You bet! Have you noticed? Doubtful. Anywho, late tonight a new Multitap is going up and tomorrow we play catch up - that's right, two drunksalings this week for the low price of one! There's other silliness in the works, but I'm not at liberty to divulge that at this time.

Also, anyone know what's up with this Joey Greco fellow? I'm clueless (in more ways than one). I think something notorious wrote fired him up and possibly caused a worldwide epidemic, but don't quote me on that.

edit: I lied. Unitdaisy says she's too 'sick to stand up'. Pfft - whatever.

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Game On 2.0

The international travelling video game exhibit is back in Chicago, marketed as a 2.0 revision. We put the show through its paces to decide whether it's worth another day's dime, or whether you should wait for 3.0.

Game On 2.0 Image Gallery

Don't live in Chicago or are afraid of underground travel, unable to brave the subway or the Museum of Science & Industry's parking lot? We have you covered with a gallery of approximately 99 photos of revised video game history fun.

Smartbomb is an engaging introduction to the events and personalities of the video game industry, but can it transcend its source material?

The New Gamer 2005 Gaming Retrospective

In our third annual retrospective, we reminisce over our favorite, most unpleasant and most memorable gaming experiences and find the year 2005 to have been relatively lackluster. Read along to find out why, and just who is responsible for our ennui.

Averaging Gradius

It's done! The Averaging Gradius project, which simple goal was to use multiple runs of the first stage in the NES game Gradius to compare how people play the game, is complete. Check out the article to find out what it's all about and then watch the finished video to make your own observations.

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