Posted April 2, 2003

Back in the day when Chicago didn't resemble the arctic tundra, unitdaisy and I were so inspired by drunkgamers.com's garagesaling adventures that we went out about Chicago, scrounging for games. Often we returned home empty handed to post our experiences in the Drunkgamer's Message Forum. However, there were a few times we were lazy and never quite got around to posting them.
Until mid-April when the sales in Chicago start up again and we head off for brand new crap, we will be posting an old, unseen encapsulation of last year's treks each week.
Oh, and for those unfamiliar with the term garagesaling it's simple: you wake up far too early in the morning on the weekend and go out to garage sales looking for something (preferably videogame related) while wishing you were still in bed. You can picture for yourself what drunksaling is. Or just see below.
The following events occurred on September 28th, 2002.
G. Turner: This week was a nightmare - absolutely traumatizing. I go out into public once a week, and this is what I have to be subjected to?
unitdaisy: at least it gets you out of the house, i am begining to worry you ass will become permanently cemented to your precious desk chair...
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unitdaisy: i hadn't had nearly enough of it to drink to start dropping things...
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unitdaisy: if only G. Turner'd been quicker with the camera, that little pirate guy could have been mine! of course he would have ended up on the floor in a pile with everything else i buy at these
sales...
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unitdaisy: as nice as it would be to have manuals, i would have spent hours wondering where their lost game companions were...
G. Turner: Actually, at this thrift store we found a Super Nintendo. I was pleased - finally something to play
unitdaisy: yeah i almost thought that one was a goner, thankfully we are perfecting the art of intimidating the clerks into helping us first...
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unitdaisy: they actually had quite a collection, probably sold their turntable for one of those newfangled cd players...
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unitdaisy: this sale seriously had more holiday knicknacks than a hallmark store, all i could figure is his wife left him...
G. Turner: What a wash-out - apparently he had some games and a PSX earlier, but they were the first to go. Who the hell are these people? However, he did have this:
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G. Turner: unitdaisy dragged me to this fresh pit of hell. I'll go a lot of places for games, but I will never, ever set foot in here ever again. Imagine this - racks filled with motheaten old coats shoulder to shoulder, crazed 70 year old homeless women yelling at said coats and a truckload of babies adding to the angered chorus. Let me put it like this: if Paperboy went garagesaling, it'd be like that.
unitdaisy: although it is one of my favorite thrift stores, it really was awful that day, still it often contains gems (like in a couple of weeks!)
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unitdaisy: and if i get electrocuted, G. Turner would never leave his house, except maybe for cigarettes
G. Turner: That's what the internet is for.
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unitdaisy: hmm and what's with all the yellow paint? what happened to these poor games?
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unitdaisy: i always liked the spot, he made 7-up taste better. these days rum makes 7-up taste better
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unitdaisy: this man was truly the rudest we have ever encountered while drunksailing, i felt sorry for the people waiting on him....
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Find of the Week: ... no.
Lesson of the Week: Never buy consoles without AC Adapters unless you are absolutely, positively sure that you have a compatible AC Adapter at home. Especially concerning consoles that have had several models. Otherwise, that Darth Vader 2600 you lucked upon becomes a fantastic paperweight.