I think the message is clear: Never pack a woman, ever. You won't be able to do as much as you would without one, you won't even be able to do all the things you need to do to prolong your life. And she'll lead you around by the nose and always be in the way if you want to do something fun like ... uh, watch stars come out of boxes. In short, you 'll live longer and enjoy life more without a woman. I think that's about it.

This one is just plain strange. I'd much rather play Alter Ego or even Little Computer People but at least the price is right.

psst...I think the guy who wrote it might be a hippie.