Obscure is a game that busies itself pretending to be from 1995. For most people it'll be no prized peach, but if you spend your lonely Saturday nights with a first pressing of Resident Evil 1 like I do then you're in luck!
There are more to games than Pong, the images flickering on your tv and your electronic handheld. What better company to study and learn from than the reverent institution of Parker Brothers?
There's something missing from my controller. Where did my Turbo button go? My thumb is growing tired. In fact, my whole hand is kind of cramping up. Stupid Wavebird. But it's so freeing! No more dragging consoles across the carpet so I can game on my couch! But still, where exactly did my damn Turbo button go?
Devil May Cry 3 weaves a delightful tale of lust and lascivious despair entirely without the aid of honey mustard, which is unfortunate. Come with me as we explore its world. We'll try to perservere, despite the curious absence of both salted and unsalted lunch meat.
Procrastination-a-go-go, baby! I submitted a draft of this review to peccaui probably somewhere around six weeks ago and through our combined efforts of laziness it's just coming to you now. It's like being in a timewarp! I'm gonna send you all the way back to November 2004, though you might wish I hadn't!
Some have said "You put aside Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas so you could finish Sly 2? What kind of crazy man are you?" And I say "I'm a man who likes to get things done." I think it should be pretty obvious that I just don't know when to quit.
My standard complaint about survival horror games, as you well know, is that there are never enough to go around. Clearly, such is not the case with 3D hack n' slash.
This game clearly highlights that quantity is not necessarily a good thing.